Poor Joey Lawrence.
His driver's side door doesn't unlock with a key so I have to climb over the passenger's side to unlock it.
Automatic seatbelt isn't automatic anymore, must buckle both seat and shoulder.
Glovebox door falls off its hinges.
Gaping holes in dash where buttons should be.
Must crawl through back seat, pull seat down, climb halfway into trunk to pull a cord in order to pop the trunk.
Seats don't move.
Rear defroster doesn't work.
Only one light on dash; can only see how fast I'm going until 60mph when it's dark.
Hubcaps missing.
Visor falls down if you try to use it.
Gas gauge is 5 mi/hr off.
...but, as James puts it, "It's all paid for."
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Joey Lawrence
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And it gets 38+ mpg...
Sounds like a pretty sweet ride. (And these days I want to applaud anyone who makes an actual effort to live within their means. Truthfully, most of us would be driving Joey Lawrence-esque vehicles if we actually owned them. I think it's disturbing that most people's standard of living includes a large car payment. Good for you guys.)
awww....poor poor JL!
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